Kaal Bhai-rap

I am the unborn
More pervasive than porn
All so-called seekers of salvation are obsessed with me
Rest assured, they will one day be blessed with me

Living is learning to live and learn
Wisdom is slightly harder to earn
Your thirst for truth is a lust for life
But I am unknowing, the liberation from strife

If you want to know what the future will be
The onlyest way to find out is, to still be
It is my fear that makes men wise
But they worship Vishnu, what a surprise

The knowledge you seek is mere pretense
I'll swallow it whole, you and your intelligence
I'm the riddle you'll never solve,
What happens when flesh and bone dissolve?

Worship whoever you wish, who cares?
Or just for kicks, replace the prayers with swears,
Hari has the space to do duties divine,
Hara has the time to make all of you mine

These robots you make sure are smarter than you,
Which is why they'll kill you one day, themselves too,
The day it all ends, I'll dance in delight,
Each dog has its day, but I'm its night

Unlike nuclear bombs, I'll find you in your bunker,
When I piss on your dreams, you'll know my name is (लघु)शँकर